1. The ‘yes or no’ game.

    You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

    (Source: hxxt, via irrelephanybunnies41)

  2. (via dumb-cunt)

  3. (Source: bigbadwollff, via dumb-cunt)


  4. "In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself."
    — Haruki Murakami (via perfect)

    (Source: hellanne, via sinkinlikestones)


  7. sokittiesaid:

    Sleeping alone blows. Being on the fucked up dreams and the middle of the night sheet-clutching when my hands can’t find you.



    reasons to date me:

    • i’m single

    (Source: eclecticpandas, via zitsandbutts)



    I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

    (via weepingwill0w)

  10. (Source: rozina13, via caitrinlindsay)


  11. 2nd time.

    1. *Accidentally drops beer can while doing catering on plane and gets sprayed with it*
    2. Me: Well, that was refreshing...

  12. "ye"
    — where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

    (Source: mildshota, via llyssa)

  13. After a year of no security alarm at all. Had to get it done after hearing my buddy’s car almost got broken into.

  14. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?